Did you pick EBs shirt to match with your dresses?  How is he dealing with the heat so far?  I think you chose lite blue to trick him into feeling cooler!  When it gets REALLY REALLY hot do you think he'll get whiny?

Did you go to the Dholic store or do you mean you went there online?  I wish you had found yourself a purple present to reward yourself for the end of test week. Its too bad you aren't finding anything you really like.

Do you at least get the rest of the week off after the stupid tests?  You really need to have something special waiting at the end.  It worries me that you can't get Kinder Eggs.  I would always get myself a Kinder Egg after a test as a reward for getting through it. You should suggest to Mrs Grin that during tests…

You get way better ads than I do! You could do so much with those glossy black boots.  You should get them as a reward for making it through next week's stupid tests.

Haysoos, that's awful!  I'm glad you weren't the one to find the body.  If I just come across a dead bird my whole day is ruined.

I didn't realize that you have few chances to speak English quickly. I'm picturing the two of you talking faster and faster and FASTER!  Do you naturally talk fast?

Hi Haysoos!  I didn't think lion tamers existed anymore.  Is it even legal?  If they want to entertain people, instead of lions they should put the clowns in cages.  Whip them and fire pistols at them to get them to roar. Let them fight over a single Mars Bar.  Its still better treatment than those grimy clowns…

No, because verisimilitude sounds like a bug.  It sounds like a word invented syllable by syllable as it left the mouth of a lying husband.

Something "realer"?

Mindy Kaling makes me laugh consistently through every episode and I am very glad to hear her show was been renewed exactly as it is!

Shonen Knife!  You are so lucky!  Do they have a new album coming out?  Wait, I'll check.  Okay they did last year.  You said you got one for Christmas I think, was that it?  Four songs from it are on Grooveshark, I'm putting them on now!

You are worn out again, poor Claudia. Why are your teachers picking on you while you are sick?  You should be in bed instead of in school being griped at by unsympathetic teachers.  Your rooms aren't still cold are they?  I don't want to think of you shivering when you should be bundled up.

Poor Claudia, I hope Mrs Grin feels guilty now for getting mad at you when it turns out you were getting sick.  What names and personalities have you come up with for the Math class students?  Have you spotted any possible romances in there?  Like, students casting shy glances at each other?  So many stories in every…

You mean you got in trouble just for watching the class next door?  Why did they put the window there if not to look through it?  Okay, that is really not fair.  Maybe Mrs Grin was just jealous that you found the other class more interesting than hers.

EVIL VENTRILOQUIST DUMMIES

I'm very sad to hear about Ray Harryhausen's passing.

Red with white and silver and green and yellow with gold stitching.  It sounds so beautiful!  Alongside your cousin in green and gold and black the two of you  must have looked AMAZING.  I hadn't even thought of the parasols and fans!  Have you seen the pictures yet?  Is there one that stands out for you?

I'm looking at pictures of kimono now.  I'd never realize there could be so many layers!  I can see how it must feel like being hugged, everything must be so tight!  Was it a warm day?  What would it feel like to wear so much material on a hot day?  Or are they designed to somehow keep you cool?

Nightmare time: what if they only have a choice of ORANGE kimonos?! Ha ha! I hope they actually have a huge selection to pick from so you can find one that suits you perfectly.  What sort of material are they made from?  I forgot to say in Tokyo Chorus one of the saddest scenes is when to pay a hospital bill all of…

I can see how your parents would be a little worried not being able to watch out for you themselves. Its so nice you had this day to get closer to your cousin! Why do you say that a talk with her has been coming for awhile?  This isn't still because of that joke you made awhile ago about saving space by you and EB…