Life must be a lot more simple for you, what with lacking a soul and all.

or Tony Romo or Les Miles or Charlie Strong or a St Louis Rams fan…

Alvin, Simon, and Theodore.

I think one of the most interesting innovations to come out recently was the procedurally generated Uruk officer corps in Shadows of Mordor. I played that game way longer than i normally would of just to hunt down all those fuckers who got the best of me.

That sounds like something the military would do.

LA Noire was an interesting idea, but it kinda sucked as a game. Why build an open world 50s LA with absolutely nothing to do?

Officers huh? Some things just transcend language and nationality.

I'm sure they were magnificent. I used to play a lot of chess on shift in Korea. At least until my OIC threw the board away for being a "time waster". Prick.

This game was actually released?

POGs like us are boring.

If JFK was such a war lover than he really missed his chance during the Cuban Missile Crisis.

I quite liked Wilfred.

Face/Off sucks so hard. I don't get the love for it.

I'm right with you on From Dusk til Dawn. Goddamn is that a fun movie.

I can't think of any movie with better drugged-out weirdo banter than "A Scanner Darkly".

I had that reaction for Fury Road.

Powers Booth was a good guy in Red Dawn.

'97 should be Starship Troopers. I enjoy MiB and love The Fifth Element, but Starship Troopers is Verhoeven's masterpiece.

I'll just stick to Danger 5 for my Aussie spy comedy thank you very much.

People who believe that kind of crap have obviously never worked for the government.