Hey there Anywhere, have you seen my truck? Wang says some guy named Lo-Pan stole it. I don't know who this Lo-Pan is, but he better have a good reason for stealin my truck!

Well there Jimmy James, I'm more impressed that this Cube person actually kept track of his assists during a game of street ball than rebounds.

Ol' Jack Burton's wonderin how you figured that PF meant Pink Floyd if you're askin who they are, "Who???".

Ol' Jack Burton can find genuine Ralph Loren shirts for $15 at many big department stores. Don't be fooled, friends.

Ol' Jack Burton likes that promotional shot, am I right Wang?

Ol' Jack Burton's got a thing of two to say about Michael Keaton. Hell of an actor. Had me in stitches watchin Dream Team.

Don't you worry everybody out there. Ol' Jack Burton's workin on some new adventures for ya.

This firstie business seems kinda weird when there's a 7-feet tall maniac with light shootin out of his mouth gettin run over by my truck! Am I right Wang?

May the wings of liberty never lose a feather.