it's pretty unwieldy as "We Are Young", oddly enough.

It is said that all men will eventually die of prostate cancer if something else doesn't get them first.

Nom nom nom.

You're probably right that that's never happened before, mostly because QBs tend to get contract extensions to prevent exactly this sort of thing. Flacco was smart to wait.

No, no, it's okay. As a Bills/Packers fan, I spent the entire early-mid 1990s hating the Cowboys too, so I didn't like it any more than you did.

I still refuse to admit that Eli Manning is elite. So don't worry.

So I got the position, and the Super Bowl, right, but not the last name. Figures.

The Super Bowl MVP being an impending free agent isn't THAT rare. As in, it's happened before. With Desmond Howard after XXXI, and maybe Larry Woodson after XXX (can't be bothered to look up if he was MVP, or a free agent; just sort-of remembering. But definitely with Desmond Howard.)

As far as I can tell, being no expert, original sin was just about disobedience, and people read "acquisition of knowledge" or "sex" or whatever into it.

And in case you were wondering, twee is measured on the Deschanel scale - 1 deschanel of twee is the amount of twee generated by using your smartphone to have tomato soup delivered.

I continue to offer you my condolences, but also to listen to them. Should I just feel guilty?

"A is for Aisle,
B is for bdellium
C is for czar"

"A is for Aisle,
B is for bdellium
C is for czar"

Very generous. If you need an umbrella, you can probably borrow one from them.

I would bump it up a half grade just for Neil's landlady showing up again.

She wasn't referring to size, though. It's made of aluminum and solder.

Every review of EVERY SHOW.

So I guess I am going to get high and watch nature shows on the Beeb tonight . . .

My wife watches the show religiously, and begins each episode expressing regret that the lead actor's sexual orientation is incompatible with hers.

Well it is NOW.