As fiction tells us, time DOES stop if the ball gets stuck in Times Square. It doesn't matter how long it takes to unjam it, the countdown goes right on as though nothing had happened, calendarly speaking, in the interim.

I never understood why that movie in particular gets so much hate around here. I mean, aren't bland, formulaic romcoms a dime a dozen? Yet I only ever see one get mentioned as an example of why the genre is so bad.

I never understood why that movie in particular gets so much hate around here. I mean, aren't bland, formulaic romcoms a dime a dozen? Yet I only ever see one get mentioned as an example of why the genre is so bad.

Right outside Bear Village, which I was not expecting to find in a jungle of all places.

Right outside Bear Village, which I was not expecting to find in a jungle of all places.

What if it isn't? We don't require consent before killing, cooking, and eating animals.

What if it isn't? We don't require consent before killing, cooking, and eating animals.

Sexy uncanny valley.

Sexy uncanny valley.

I liked it too.

I liked it too.

Scripture that consists of lists is the most boring kind.

Scripture that consists of lists is the most boring kind.

it appears that your unedited comment sat, unremarked upon, for 13 hours, until 2 different people replied to it seconds apart.

it appears that your unedited comment sat, unremarked upon, for 13 hours, until 2 different people replied to it seconds apart.

It was, indeed, one of the endings of any movie ever.

It was, indeed, one of the endings of any movie ever.

I am sure she would.

I am sure she would.

Well, if neither Robin nor Ted reacted the way they did, the proposal would have ended up not working/being a bad idea. it was actually kind of clever for him to do it that way.