Well, he was half black, and a half brother, so I can see how you would think that.

She can pull MY sled.

I think the concern isn't that she is too fat, but that the character should be much, much skinnier.

I would take her out for a nice seafood dinner, and not call her the next day.

Ah man, I was just kidding.

You should TOTALLY read my Hogwarts fanfiction that goes into great detail about the revised curriculum.

No, they use centimeters in the UK.

It's not the F&G sequel we wanted, but it's the F&G sequel we deserve.

Score!

Failed Nothingsies.

What, to replace Nick Nolte or something? I don't understand why they need her.

Being cast as King Thranduil in The Hobbit, last I heard.

Not a pay raise, just more power. He said he was willing to leave everything he had in Scranton behind to become VP, after all.

Wallace Shawn's character lost a fight to the death because he let his opponent pick the rules. The funny part was that Oscar would be so delighted to make the comparison.

Doesn't that mean that if you are the friend of a friend of a friend of a bro, then you are one too?

The question isn't WHY is he here, but WHEN he is . . . ah, screw it.

The question isn't WHAT we are doing, but WHEN are we doing it?

Realizing that was one of the defining moments of my childhood.

That's rather more horrific . . .

Well, Donna was hosing Gary, but not the other way around.