@RegularGonzalez:disqus : I assume that "what's precious to you" is your wife, and "the sake of the tribe" in this case is the happiness of the leader of the tribe, aka you?

There's only one, I confused Melissa Gilbert with her sister.

So my wife tells me.

He was summarizing/exaggerating for his kids.

I felt so bad for her . . . she was so excited for her new roommate and everything.

I work with a guy who looks like a melted candle.

Maybe the real message is "even doing the right thing won't always guarantee the best consequences". After all, how many times does the hero stick to his principles and things just WORK OUT the way they are supposed to?

I think the impact of that parody was somewhat muted by the fact that Pam Anderson is actually kind of gross and hideous.

Watching porn OF your parents?

It captured the letter of the book pretty closely - it was a short book so that's easy. But it did capture the spirit too.

I like Anna Kendrick and Audrey Plaza as just about anyone.

It's a joke.

The DC Metro was the first thing I noticed.

A prewar dresser drawer, Pa!

Somewhere in the middle of that, then?

Ironically enough, the best 13th Century painting of all time was done in the 17th Century.

In fairness, giving birth to a 15-pound, obviously-at-least-4-months-old baby is way different from giving birth to an actual newborn. Of COURSE the process is different on TV.

Lyndsy Fonseca looks WAY different now.

It was about the best ending that could realistically happen in that situation.

Rochester is a city that would be glad to be called the worst at something just for the recognition. So . . . yay for worst beer!