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Hey! that's my line!

John Lithgow circa "World According to Garp"

Yes, please do monkeyboy.

The suckiness of the early '70s beget punk rock.

@avclub-6e3b2cb658a36cff9d66c3371c46c4a6:disqus While I'm ore of a mad scientist / physicist my wife is a evolutionary ecologist so I get to hear a LOT about genetics on a regular basis.  As I understand it, incest in itself doesn't lead to genetic abnormalities, it reinforces any bad traits (or good ones) already

But when he gets to Lily Cole he'll be horribly confused by the problem of how a woman can be both beautiful and have a weird round little head. 

Pressure only crushes submarines because they're full of compressible air.  If they were filled with water, the hull would not crush. 

Actually its good to watch "Triumph of the Will" from time to time.  That movie should scare the living crap out you.  Great art in the service of great evil.

It's really quite simple.  You like violence because you're a bunch of horrible little predatory monkey-boys.  Whereas I'm a horrible predatory alien from Planet 10.

I suspect the reason we bury our dead six feet down is to keep the local dogs from digging them up and spreading granny's guts all over the lawn.

Stupid Quick Dessert - mix 1/4 cup Hershey's baking cocoa, a few table spoons of sugar and water to make chocolate sauce THEN add finely ground hot red pepper to taste - pour over ice cream

Stupid Quick Dessert - mix 1/4 cup Hershey's baking cocoa, a few table spoons of sugar and water to make chocolate sauce THEN add finely ground hot red pepper to taste - pour over ice cream

Naw, they all call themselves Hopi.  

I hang out with Navajo, Hopi and Apache folks quite a bit.  They mainly call themselves Indians.  Nobody refers to themselves as Dine' in casual conservation and most Hopi call themselves Hopi.  Similarly, I've hiked to the top of Mt. Humphries with Navajo guys while other Navajo's would never climb one of the sacred

Where are we going?

The idea of a flu pandemic is truly scary since it has happened and could happen again.  Monsters, demons and aliens aren't scary because they are figments. Human Centipede is just an example of Mr. Six's personal perverted obsession.

Hey that's my line!

Metaloclypse?!?
I misread the headline as "DreamWorks acquires Metalocalypse for possible Tim Burton film". The though of Johnny Depp as Nathan Explosion nearly made my head explode.

I have to agree with Puhzam. I'm turning 50 in a few weeks and I don't feel old at all. I do have weird moments where I can't believe how long it's been since such and such happened, but that doesn't make me feel particularly old.