"While said skinny female soldiers and police officers, actually… you know, exist. They wouldn't fight the same way an average to large male (or female) would."

LOL!  That's hilarious.

Because she gets results, stupid chief!

After obtaining a degree in criminal justice from Columbia University, she decides to track down the real people responsible for the Columbine Massacre (being a conspiracy buff and all.)  To this end, she travels to British Columbia to hone her forensics skills with her newfound mentor, a retired Columbo.  Following a…

What was wrong with Tekken?

Why do we have to choose? They could have her killing and maiming people WITH her boobies.  It's win-win.

Zooey Deschanel and a question mark do not belong together.

Bowling for Colombiana.

I didn't let that stop me with "Our Idiot Brother" or Spy Kids 4D.  (Though I did get kicked out of the theater.)

Be thankful it's not another ad for Clown Hospital or whatever.

Gonna have to do something about that.

Kick-Ass.

Hmm.