Well, no, @peekay, I think it matters EXACTLY how old the moron-child was. We're trying to have a sincere discussion about child psychology. Get your details straight.

Five-year-olds have lofty ambitions, too. They want to be firemen, astronauts, dinosaurs, birds. It's part of why we generally consider them to be morons.

Five-year-olds have lofty ambitions, too. They want to be firemen, astronauts, dinosaurs, birds. It's part of why we generally consider them to be morons.

You already HAVE a different perspective. It's the one in your head. Be content with it, and accept that not everybody else is going to share it. If you love the show, talk about the show, not the review.

You already HAVE a different perspective. It's the one in your head. Be content with it, and accept that not everybody else is going to share it. If you love the show, talk about the show, not the review.

"You owe me royalties."

"You owe me royalties."

As much as I hated people constantly ragging on Sims during the Seinfeld reviews, I do find something amusing in the idea of him becoming a mythological figure of reviewer-hatred in the AV Club pantheon, with all disliked reviewers as his aspects, and SIIIIIIIIIIIMS as their prayer.

As much as I hated people constantly ragging on Sims during the Seinfeld reviews, I do find something amusing in the idea of him becoming a mythological figure of reviewer-hatred in the AV Club pantheon, with all disliked reviewers as his aspects, and SIIIIIIIIIIIMS as their prayer.

There's a joke in Hodgman's second book that Salinger worked for years on a series of novels about a phony-hating boy wizard fighting against an evil dark lord, which he burnt after someone left a copy of the first Harry Potter book on his door step.

There's a joke in Hodgman's second book that Salinger worked for years on a series of novels about a phony-hating boy wizard fighting against an evil dark lord, which he burnt after someone left a copy of the first Harry Potter book on his door step.

Took me a minute. Well played.

Took me a minute. Well played.

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Wow, you're just a big ol' sack of kisses, aren't you?

Wow, you're just a big ol' sack of kisses, aren't you?

@avclub-cfe912f5cb3aa572bd1c9ae2a9b82207:disqus  That would work a lot better with your old avatar.

@avclub-cfe912f5cb3aa572bd1c9ae2a9b82207:disqus  That would work a lot better with your old avatar.

Nah, that was aimed at Asuka. We're cool, Klaus.