"Better than the material" describes, like, 90% of the cast of MadTV.

I have always considered Walton Goggins to be the most Walton-Goggins-looking dude currently working in Hollywood. If shown a series of pictures of actors and asked to choose the one who was most Walton Goggins-esque, he would be my first choice.

It sounds like you're Mos' Definitely sick of that place.

Scrawler, feh. Screw a horse and live, then I'll be impressed.

And/or Kakow!

I ask this question basically once a day.

When you work as hard as you have to establish an outsized public persona, how can we not talk about it?

So, you don't subscribe to the "Death of the Artist (In a Secret Suicide Bunker)" theory of literary criticism?

I have three tabs open, all playing that video, slightly staggered.

The realization that I could just microwave bacon whenever the fuck I wanted was a MAJOR milestone on the path to my eventual death from heart disease.

See, this is why information should be a controlled substance, only allowed in the hands of smart people (ie AV Club commenters). Otherwise, they're just going to make a big ol' mess of it.

I want to wrap the AV Club in clingfilm

I got as far as seeing that the first reviewer's name was "Agatha Thistletwat," declared "Job well done," and closed the tab.

As much as I hate playing "Which backstory events did or didn't happen in this universe?", I am curious - did Fauxlivia replace Ourlivia in this timeline? I can't remember if that's been referred to or not.

The level of vitriol some people can muster toward someone they've never met over how they approach their reviews of a TV show is mind-boggling to me.

I don't mind information being kept from me if it's to build up drama, I just despise when the characters keep important information from each other. 9 times out of 10 it's an artificial stall move by the writers to keep the plot from moving too fast, and I like my plots fast.

See, that's why I can't get all worked up about this - the show offers a million loopholes for how Olivia can die but not be gone. Red-Olivia could die. Future-Olivia could die. Amber Olivia could die and be replaced with Blue Olivia. The show has too many in-built "cheats" for me to get worked up about this. I need…

Whale-fest is the most popular seasonal offering at Japanese Red Lobsters (Voted three times running, Japan's Hardest To Pronounce Restaurant!).

Shane… do you think love can bloom on the zombiefield?

If you were a 12-year-old non-virgin, you probably had bigger stuff on your mind than sexy computer games.