EXTREE, EXTREE, READ ALL ABOUT IT

You were wrong! I'll point out why! It's the only time my shriveled heart can fly!

Who's that guy who shows up to every Sunny recap to drip sarcastic, condescending bile all over the place?

Remember, kids. A differing opinion by the reviewer is a "bad sign" that he or she is "easily swayed," not a reflection of how they actually feel!

Oh Halloween I dress up as "film school" and scare all the neighborhood children with my terrifying expectations and disagreements!

People don't like the jokes that I like? Better chalk it up to an intellectual failing on their part!

Someone disagrees with your opinion! Better accuse them of "going to film school," a mythical place where people have their ability to laugh ripped out and replaced with slime and mold.

Telling someone what to do because their opinion differs from yours?

I tried to listen to it, but after a while I just got frustrated by how little those three people knew about any subject besides comedy.

Maybe the single most badass depiction of vomiting ever shown on television.