No songs this week, bummer.
I did love the leaf water race, though.  "It's a tie!"

Datin' someone in their sleep's not easy to do
it's a one-sided love affair
But it's a sacrifice that lovers sometimes have to make
even if one person's not all there, yeah

Ok, here are the lyrics to this episode's two phenomenal songs:

Re: Jay = Jerry from P&R…

Anyone for some challah french toast?

I guess you learn something new every day, and today that new something is what the hole my (FRRT) is called.

"What's his name?"
"Steve"
"Sounds like a dick."
"He IS a dick!"

Agreed 500%
Ding Dong Football

Computer Wore Menace Shoes and HOMR are fucking classics

Though I have no doubt this show is an utter abortion, Schneider has had his moments.  Men Behaving Badly and Deuce Bigalow were both sort of funny at various points.

wow

could not one strike a cord?

I'm listening to an audio recording of a slaughterhouse.

Bring back Dream On

I liked the ad for the strip club on the cab roof.

i just bookmarked that shit

Yeah, @avclub-358658fe52d09084a2ed990b0129c6ca:disqus I remember watching the original broadcast of this episode, and Tony's attitude  felt seamless with the general mood of Metro NY at that time (but particularly ignorant middle-aged men).

Good show