The answer to 2) is no, so the answer to 1) is irrelevant.

Yes. It was cheap, dull, and horribly executed.

Any word on how Sony will spend the twenty bucks they allocated for each episode's budget?

And Cliff Clavin's ma.

And you claim that anybody dumb enough to like it is an idiot man-child who saw it at an early age and hasn't grown up enough to recognize the flaws that you in your infinite wisdom readily identify. I was twenty in '81, have never fucking played D&D, and I'm intelligent enough to know that it's stupid to expect my…

Even "Twisted" and "Rising Sun"?

There's a guy tailing Indy, which seems to suggest they didn't know where to find either Ravenwood. If they knew where to find Marion, why didn't they just head there and take the medallion? I've always suspected the intercepted communiqué was actually a Nazi ploy to get Indy to go looking for Abner.

More to it than that. That whole scene was being rewritten while shooting on it was being prepped. Ford and Kershner tore it apart and put it back together.

Why don't you stop being dismissive and condescending? He likes the movie, you don't. Big fucking deal. Jesus fucking Christ, your horse is so high I'm surprised the air up there isn't too thin to breathe.

His obvious joy at ramming the guys chasing him is also beautiful.

Nor does the fact that it takes its time in covering a lot of ground, a lot of characters, and a lot of years make it plodding.

And he makes Kingsley Shacklebolt awesome by association.

Why? There's a foot chase, gunfight, guy getting hit by a car, and a tire-screeching getaway.

They wouldn't have been digging anywhere if he hadn't led them to Marion.

Pink's escape in Reservoir Dogs isn't an action scene?

Nor does Octopussy.

You put an extra word in that.

You got an extra word in that.

Knocking Excalibur is one thing, but not mentioning Lawrence Kasdan is beyond the pale.

Your point is that anybody could have drawn Fraction's script and the results would have been the same. Bullshit. And it's not fucking Fraction's Hawkeye anyway. It's the team's Hawkeye. It takes the team to fucking realize the book, and the team should be credited.