That's the exact sort of nonsensical, bullshit equivocation that's led to the current thinking.

Then let Fraction draw fucking stick figures and see if the results are the same.

And the buildup to the reveal of Surtur is perfectly paced. Simonson had 14-year-old me like a fish on a hook.

Brilliant 30 years ago, still brilliant.

If there's room for the writer's name there's room for the goddamned artist's name. This current mentality that artists are secondary components of comics is complete bullshit.

Is it really that much trouble to credit the artists involved? Jesus fucking Christ….

Just stare at a photo, buy some memorabilia from '79, then hypnotize yourself. That seems to provide the most accurate result.

Kurtz's post-firing track record is, shall we say, uneven, so you better be sure you hit the right date.

"I've got good news and bad news. Good news is, I just got off the phone with Gary Kurtz, and he's agreed to produce the movie. Bad news is, he's already put us four weeks behind schedule and eight million over budget."

Probably a goddamn townie.

Fuck you, man. They hit Leia twice.

So he's out of the clink?

Han Solo: Smuggling spice, snuggling brown sugar.

It didn't exactly take long for Luke to get over losing his aunt and uncle, or Leia to get over losing her whole goddam planet.

Spoiler Alert: Supreme Leader Snoke = Waru

The sort of movie Cameron likes to make is the sort of movie that allows him to be the biggest possible asshole to his cast and crew. That's why he finds them fun.

Candace Cameron-Bure's brother would have a stroke, so I'm all for it.

"V, you're the most wanted man in the country, so tell our viewers how you managed to manufacture and distribute over a million high-quality replicas of your signature mask without any of our totalitarian overlords managing to notice."

Are you a bottle of hooch? If so, he'll use those lips on you.

The year after they finally give one to Caleb Deschanel.