Amarilla did a great job using present subjunctive. That shit aint easy to conjugate! "Escoja lo que pase."

The sound you heard was Juice's flailing legs knocking over a bowl of oranges. He's dead.

Unser went back and threw in a couple of commas that were missing from his rough draft.

The most valuable piece of equipment destroyed in the blaze was Gayle's coffee maker.

That bingo caller did a very thorough job.

Jesus. Reading this made me realize I don't take my job seriously enough.

I guess Walt knows that many rooftops are gravelly and hard-to-kneel-on.

I Ctrl+F-ed "condescen" and this post immediately appeared.

Yes. I loved the manly grunt Phil made when he squeezed on his tightrope shoes.