It must be totally surreal for Meg White to read stuff like this. Not saying that she is, but I'm certain she has read at least one similar thread of comments at some point somewhere. I mean, imagine reading a series of unprovoked, anonymous and laudatory remarks on the topic of your balls. (Lobsters, you can…

Will you go out with me?

Oh. I see what you did there.

i prefer smoke signal
The sound is so much warmer.

I'll show you a dream dingy.

ha!

I thought we were talking about Jon Barry.

Allow me:

MEXICAN name

Fine. I'll do it…
No well-trained tongues?

good one

I wouldn't imagine you'd be able to write a BIG expose about someone you were only slightly acquainted with. I was thinking maybe a mini-expose.

You seem like a good guy, Lobsters 1. But, I have to call you on this one. Please provide some compelling evidence. I'll be waiting…

Chris, that's just gross.

Agreed. I saw the trailer with no preexisting knowledge of either this movie or the original and I thought it was embarassingly bad. I think my exact thought was, "What a waste of a couple good actors." Watts and Roth, obviously.

"I've never seen this movie!"

Original Becky: "I have to go now. My home planet needs me."

I like how the subject line gets repeated, but in a more grammatically correct way. It's comical to me.

You just taught me a new word. Thx.

Why not just rent the movie? No need to commit murder.