Yes, I used "their" instead of "there" in my first paragraph. Sorry.

I can appreciate the merits of this discussion, but I think it needs to be pointed out that, unlike Mr. Wilson, none of you has attempted to argue in favor of or against a particular artist here. By restricting the conversation to genres and their respective theoretical foundations, you avoid the subjective aspects…

it's sooo literal
"A very poor approximation of what a root-beer float tastes like."

Obligatory ZING!

It might be the same old bullshit, but this stuff here is so boring I might as well quit reading it and start doing my job or something. Is that what you want, people? For me to start doing my job?!?! Well, just keep discussing the Decembrists and see what happens!!!!

question
Which one is Aziz?

sigh
So has everyone now weighed in on this issue? You? Yeah, ok. Good. What about y-? You did? Ok, sorry. No, no, I was listening the whole time. I just forgot for a second there. So that's everyone. Great.

Since my entire objective here was to garner some accolades for myself, let me say, "Mission: Accomplished." Thanks, Legface.

HEY! IT'S TIME FOR A LIST OF SOME OF MY FAVORITE AVC COMMENTATORS!
Most consistently funny: Preparation Heche
Most likely to post a well-reasoned argument: lexicondevil
Best handle: Ol' Masturbating Gary
Best schtick: ZMF
General honorable mentions: Lobsters, Legface, King Bastard

Seems like you should have been able to imagine such a scenario, being that you're in a book club and all.

Actually, that's not the last line of the song. Way to go, self.

Words of wisdom
Hot funk, cool punk, even if it's old junk, it's still rock and roll to me. (Two snare strikes. Ringing chord…Wait for it… "Oooohh-oo.")

Stacy, I'm going to cut off my dick and mail it to YOU! Wait a minute…you're not a dude, are you?

STF was a decent, not great, movie. I agree that the ending was a little disappointing. Will Ferrell was good in it. Was he wooden because he can't act or because the character himself was wooden? Giving him the benefit of the doubt, you'd have to say the latter. Can't really knock him for nailing the part. If…

Nice.

He was good in STF. Just saying.

Oh, okay. Thanks for setting me straight, Folk-Trio-Who-Peaked-in-1963.

They say you should always…
…put your best foot forward. Well, if that photo is any indication, I give this show about two episodes before it's destination: shit-cannedville, population: these assfucks.

King Bastard totally has a cyber-rod for you right now, Melissa. You lucky gal, you.

SO I SAYS, "YEAH…"
"…IF YOU WANT THAT MONEY, YER GONNA HAVE TO COME FIND IT 'CAUSE I DON'T KNOW WHERE IT IS, YA BLONEY…YOU MAKE ME WANNA WRETCH!"