You're missing out on the process, man. My every trip to the bathroom for that take 48 minutes: 3 for the general business, 45 for the ritualistic folding. Every time, I leave a new man.

I used a generic brand, and my ass looked like someone shot a down pillow.

I remember being super-pissed when the V-chip came out. I was 15, so I was mad at everything. My parents didn't even have one.

We're not going to read all the paragraphs, O'Neal. We're not machines.

Every Arby's is no better than being the second-best Arby's.

No one's gay or unmarried in it, as they're bears.

Jesus, will someone fuck the Parents Television Council already?

You know what? That's probably apt.

According to the look on her face, wherever Pepto Bismol is available.

Oooo… they're winning then.

They already renewed The Killing. If that's any indication, Secret Girlfriend's next.

No, Big Knife has a point. In order for the show to make up for the massive, massive shit it took on the people kind enough to watch it (kind being the operative word, as that show became a motherfucking chore early on), it would have to be on par with The Wire, Breaking Bad, and their kinfolk. The third season of The…

The hipsterati shit themselves when they didn't like the new Arrested Development episodes, so they're hedging their bets by reviving lousy shows instead of risking "tanking" on new ones.

To retaliate, Denmark is going to make a version of Breaking Bad that goes on for 11 seasons.

Look man, we gotta figure out where it is first.

GET OUT

…and they're worse off for it.

THAT is the kind of show Netflix revivals are for.

HA. Seriously?! What did Veena Sud do to the AMC bigwigs that… Carl Rubicon wouldn't do??

Can't the both of them go fucking their fucking selves?