Truly this is the darkest timeline.

Not to mention directly against Agents of S.H.I.etc., which grabs a large chunk of the audience who may like Brooklyn Nine-Nine but have the patience and interest to keep up with a show that hasn't given any indication that it's gonna kick in any time soon.

Yeah, when are you gonna stop being a dick, man?

I may have yelled, "WHAT?!" upon reading the headline. In real life.

Boston in 3, as the Cardinals will most likely disband are Game 3.

…still better than Dexter.

Mandy Patinkin just looks genuinely mad at her. Like no Saul in the conversation, just Claire Danes investing his retirement fund in a Ponzi scheme or whatever.

I've been away from the hivemind. It's weird not knowing what to like.

Does the AV Commentariat hate this? Because I really like it.

I love that this post has 2 dislikes.

What does "Growing Ivy" even mean?

…this is still a thing?

I am Doris Roberts, and no.

Call it Lady Remington!

"Our family-friendly panderings and reboots are tanking harder than our cultishly adored comedies. Let's not go with the latter."

As made famous by The Room.

…this is the second or third TV article this week that I can't figure out if the headline is Onion or AVC.

Let's be serious: not nearly enough Huell.

"But for those hoping to see, say, a show centered on the on-and-off-the-wagon misadventures of Duck Phillips titled Shitting Duck…"

Would you like some cream?