He's like an unlikable Ed Begley, Jr.

Next season on The Killing: Kirk Cameron

It's getting disturbing now. It went from dating sites to "SEX EACHOTHER IMMEDIATELY TONITE" ads. One featured the face of a Skyping girl who was clearly getting herself off. I'm somehow personally offended an algorithm in some marketing software thinks this about me.

Where are your goddamned potato pancackes, you son of a bitch.

"But that would be suggesting that Christians sometimes act as though they’re being victimized simply to rile up the faithful, and clearly that’s ridiculous."
Put that shit on money.

Remember that the next time you're shown a "PIRACY IS NOT A VICTIMLESS CRIME" PSA.

Kevin Bacon was great in Super.

I'm interested in seeing what Jon Hamm does after Mad Men. Like will he go to comedy full-time or will he do the drama thing until he (possibly and unfortunately) fades out?

How you gonna keep them on the farm when they've seen Karl Hungus?

Can I imagine Ryan Reynolds as a woman scissoring Scarlett Johannsen?

I think Hollywood's done with its "unspeakable horror" bomb phase, and now is cruising through its "mediocre at best" phase.

That's what they get for making a movie based on the title of a Rick Ross album.

GET OUTTA MY FUCKIN CAB

Unless it's based on an Iron Maiden song…

I don't think so. But they know what to call Alabama.

Eh, I don't want to do your dirty work no more.

RIPD DISCLAIMER: If everyone goes to the movies, something awful will most likely happen to your child.

Yes, the "Not awful, just mediocre, I guess." Better known as The John Carter.

I was in Rhode Island last weekend, and guys, I can tell you, there's no such thing as the Rhode Island Police Department.

Would you say it moved you… to a bigger house?