Sophia Vergara is as hot as 100 Jenny McCarthys.

The thing is, nobody likes it. It's not like Community or Parks and Rec, where there are at least dozens of us who like it. I think the most this show ever got was, "Hey, this isn't that bad." then eventually everyone changed the channel.

HISTORY WILL JUDGE IT KINDLY

1) $$$$$$$
2) Most likely under contract.
3) $$$$$$$ + alimony/child support
4) Netflix probably spent all their money on House of Cards, so he need to supplement his AD money with, well, see 1 and 3

"It's going into next season as NBC's highest-rated sitcom by a wide margin."

"We really want a reason to cancel Community."

Night All Up

Jay and Eolith, scoff all you want at no new Cosby, but just you wait until they give Kevin Hart a show.

Man, what is it, NBC schadenfreude week?

Bela, it's sad, because he was supposedly a respected doctor before fame happened, and now this. And not to be shitty, but his audience is made up of the kind of people that wouldn't look into the things he says, like that apple juice contains a significant amount of arsenic or that it's less dangerous not to…

It means your child is truly special, and no one can tell you otherwise, Bela.

So, your sister working with her makes her terrible show A-worthy?

It is. She insists she cured her son's autism (with prayer, I believe?)

Please please please someone hire a guy to keep Will Arnett away from this show.

"result 1 of 34"

"She is a talentless waste of space who's dedicated her life to ending vaccinations so that long-cured diseases can reemerge and possibly mutate so that those who ARE immunized may not be able to ward them off. However, I saw her awesome tits in 1994, so it's kind of a tossup."

Dr. Oz had her on a whole show to spew her ridiculousness. So fuck Dr. Oz, too.

"Not my fault your stupid kids are dying of whooping cough! Better than my son getting curable autism!"

One guy was excited about this. Now his life is ruined.

I was jonesing for a chick parrrrrrrm…