…and you went to Oberlin!

"Alright, he's gonna yell about being a cab driver for a while. You wanna grab a beer?"

I'm better than U-God.

It can't hear you over the sound of Emma Stone slapping a few stacks of The Help money on her knee.

I couldn't stand The Last King of Scotland because they centered it around a Scottish proto-hipster instead of the guy the movie was named after, but then seeing what happened to him, I was alright with it.

You forget that slavery would still be around if it weren't for a white person!

This is the nadir of the AV Club.

I need money.

Like NBC, Vancouver wishes it were the '90s again, correct?

TITTY SQUAD

"Ooooo! I'm PSYCHED for this!"

"Great job catching that Chief Keef thing, but Johnson, we're getting IT in here to lock down your browser. I thought we talked to you about non-work sites…"

Hell, he should be THANKING us for even having rights!

"On the one hand, I like guns. On the other, I don't think black people should have them. How am I supposed to feel, Doocey?"

Pfft. You're that shit he don't like.

No lie: thought it said "praised."

"Where are you going?"
"To get ready for the father/son trip."
"Heh. You don't have a son."

"Where are you going?"
"To get ready for the father/son trip."
"Heh. You don't have a son."

"We should all be more like little… what's the boy's name?"
"Ruteger."

"We should all be more like little… what's the boy's name?"
"Ruteger."