I used to think that but then I had a drink and didn't feel so bad.

Van Cleef put himself into a state of near-death, imperceptible to the casual observer. He can only do it a few times or the death becomes permanent.

Sylvesters Tallone?

I heard he changed his name to Melg Ibson.

I'm only afraid of two things: hoodies without sleeves and close-up magic.

@avclub-808e22af6c33eea22608f30cef458844:disqus  That's silly, whoever got stuck at the George Clooney?

The Man With One Red Shoe 2: Connecting Flight

I think more plots should feature weird mechanics and magical auto body shops.

Short-sleeved hoodies? Is that seriously going to be something I have to look at now? Come on!

You're not the only one dreading your hair.

No I schedule them in your calendar too.

I dated a deaf girl for a while and I could tell when she was faking because she would start signing with her left hand.

Is this the show where Beau Bridges farts? I'm pretty sure this is the show where Beau Bridges farts.

I figured Brett would be more successful in off-camera things, he seemed the more overall creative of the two. I am surprised Jemaine Clement isn't in more good stuff, though.

He maybe did what?

"Knock knock"

Greta Gerwig's Birthday and it takes place in this giant mansion that's owned by the family of that one guy who's always complaining how he doesn't have any money but you never hear about him looking for work and he's always around whenever you text him.

What about my action-pop band Jet Ski Li?

* does Carlton Anglebangle dance *

Ugh I bet she drinks those half lemonade/half iced tea drinks. Gross.