In honor of Almost-A-Palindrome Day: Paula Deen Needs A Luau

The Incredibly Strange Creatures Who Stopped Living and Became Mixed-up Butlers

I'm guessing Warner Bros decided that The Butler is too good and too simple a title to let someone else just have.

Ratner: Based On The Novel "The Big Butler Book"

I just noticed the image caption! Yes, that is in fact Aubrey Plaza once again playing a two-dimensional character.

He's a character in my Highlander slashfic.

* uploads stack of Steampunky Brewster drawings to DeviantArt *

The second question mark was disrespectful.

So is "Shitty Christian" a new genre? Because I could maybe get into that.

Congratulations! You've qualified for entry to win a 2009 Ford Focus!

Are you now a) more likely to click links in the future, b) less likely, or c) about the same?

Wait a second, a show called Big Brother is accused of altering the truth to create a new reality?

There must a graph somewhere that shows how critical acclaim + massive influence is inversely proportional to monetary success. At the confluence of all three? Wallace Shawn.

Your comment tastes like tapioca!

Meanwhile, Andy Dick waits patiently by the phone, masturbating and mouthing the lyrics to Green Day's Good Riddance.

BBC America is slowly becoming that channel.

Y Kant Tara Reid?

DERECHO!*

There is zero point in that music player widget showing the audio output since every single song released in the past 15 years looks like a fucking block of wood.

What did the leper say to the prostitute?