I know, right, a teenage girl who invented an app about less talking.

The problem I'd think is the spoiler-y hash tags #WalterWhiteDead

In Russia, Kanye follows you.

Exactly; it's like why I don't check Facebook anymore because I don't want to know how the Candy Crush Saga ends.

* Cheech walks in, looks up *

It's worth it if you go to both carrying a picket sign reading "Sellout!".

…I can see it in your eyes,
I can see it in your smile,
you're all I've ever wanted
and your mouth is open wide.

SQUEEEEEEE!!!

As with an eclipse, be sure to view them only through a pinhole poked in a shoebox.

Oh man, I have been following Lionel Richie for years!! CANNOT WAIT. I heard he's going to play "Dancin' on the Ceiling" even. He hasn't played DOTC live since his second encore in 2003 at Mandalay Bay. If you need tapes, let me know.

You can only see it if you believe.

I'd give somebody in that picture a D…PLUS

@avclub-b97ca122d91f0a094bbf3f9808f4daf5:disqus  That move is actually known as "the baby shower."

He's actually asleep in that picture.

Am I the only person who juggles buttered chainsaws while singing "November Rain" in Gaelic?

It's gone from meaning "a thing I can do well" to "a thing I like", which is annoying, because I had hoped it would go away as a term. Now it's all wheelhouse this and game-changer that.

Is this a scene from the live action The Sims movie?

YOU HAD ONE JOB!

* turns off heartlight *

The man rides sea-doos in a bathrobe. I hope that helps.