I think the MTV show started that off.

"First one's free, Wayne Brady. Soon you'll be pooping blood!! HAHAHA!! Oh wait, was that out loud?"

The only thing you'll do is drive up his analytics, which will make him happier than any sadness you might bring from a comment.

William H Gacy, my serial killer / character actor fanfic anti-hero.

The two of them on LoveLine (radio) was one of my favorite times in college. I was very lonely in college, if that wasn't apparent from the first sentence.

We call her…Castaway.

Because the societal climate never changes in a fundamental way and it's mostly sad and boring. We tried unchanging boredom as television and all we got was The Killing.

My shortlist is: Galaxy, King Firesword, or Mike.

"June Eighteen" is actually just an auto-correct of "Juwanna Mann", the movie Kanye was watching at the time.

Normally I'd make a lame joke about "is he going to be wearing a backwards suit in the casket" or "he was found unresponsive, just like his career", but I really do feel bad about this one.

I hear they've replaced the gun with a knife.

A not very nice term for those with a dark complexion (Indian, Mediterranean, East Indian, African, etc.), from what I understand.

I will gladly hate on a Wilco song without anyone asking. It's been 20 years, Jeff, are you growing a beard or not?!

That's why I hate the shit out of Gary Numan's Cars. I know what cars are, motherfucker! Do-dee-do do-do-do do-dee-do FUCK THAT

Iron Man 3 is…superb…a visual treat…stunning in 3D…the best of the series. The only thing I wanted…was more popcorn. Coca cola. Makin' it great! Pizza Hut. America's choice for what's inside me.

Dew the pain away
Dew the pain away
Dew the pain away

I love the two generic candles on there like, "yeah it's a dildo cake, but it's still a birthday."

Say it ain't so!

I pronounce it "o-days".

Hey girl! Give me some examples as a gift in a gimlet.