In that situation I imagine she would be very liberal.

You put all your money in another guy's butt.

Pretty girls make grebes?

He tore it from Bing's cold, dead child-beating body.

Snatches? For the rhyming.

It's the tip of a fancy calligraphic pen.

I'm happy about this thread because I just started re-watching all of Dawson's Creek on Netflix. The sad part? They never secured the non-broadcast media rights to the theme song so it's some crap song (which it turns out was going to be the original theme song - yes I read up on it) that makes the whole opening look…

They were originally going to go with AimeeTed, but realized it sounded too much like an All in the Family tribute act.

I started jacking before it was cool. That is to say, on the bus ride home.

These actors are all so dramatic!

There is little to no meat in the cherry limeades.

Durst Micropenis sounds like an advanced aeronautics firm.

I'm not seeing any STOKER ads at all now, I wonder if the company just pulled everything after that.

I think it's gone from the home page now completely.

I'm going with Matthew Goode, who is apparently an attractive redhead. But not Nicole Kidman, that square in a sweater vest.

I'll tell you, and whoever is reading from the AV Club, I knew it was sponsored because someone commented on it, but I didn't know by who until I actively looked for it. I just thought it was a crappy article at first.

What scary movie characters would I want in my family?

"I used to be in a band! Remember Strawberry Alarm Clock? Well, we opened for them once in Dayton."

I'm sorry, why is the pic for this article a still from a James Bond fan film?

The Little Richard app is called HAHAHA…SHUT APP!