I'm going with empire due to the slave labor.

For a second I thought the show was actually going to be written by Paul Blart.

At least they chose a title that doesn't lend itself to cleverly worded yet scathing reviews.

I'm going with Lohan just so everyone can go, "Hey did you see the movie about that monster who's all clumsy and stitched together? It also has Frankenstein! LOL I was talking about Lohan the whole time!"

Definitely not dignity.

Frankenstein died on the way back to his…wait a second.

Surely you mean a…"Frankenstein's monster".

"Can Frankenstein's abs be those of an Olympic swimmer?" - jokingly serious Showtime exec.

Uncle Tam?

His other hats spend the day relaxing in the hat's quad.

It's not about hating him (for me anyways) but he's seriously not that good of an actor except when he's playing a variation on himself.

Some of us are born pariahs.

Hold on, Pulp and Blur aren't the same band?

Ah, the simple joy of European Vacation.

Exactly that.

I just dislike it because it's become okay to call people "nerds" and "geeks" for the exact same reasons as when people were doing it hurtfully. I get that it's a marketing tool now so it's okay in a social sense, but it's still annoying.

On mine his name is spelled "Gravy Ossbrawn".

I tend to get angry about the normalization of the term 'nerd'.

Freddy Benson: And in the excitement, we got separated. So I went back to the studio, and there they were. Naked, dancing… and then they stopped, and they made love right there on the dance floor! 
Janet Colgate: [gasps] Who was she with? 
Freddy Benson: Deney Terrio, the host of Dance USA.

He borrowed them from John Tesh.