I'd watch Harrison Ford as the host; every question would be one long sigh.

If so, I hope there's an extended bit on what constitutes a proper tip.

I don't see color.

I didn't know Tamiflu came in a vinaigrette.

I look at job postings every once in a while just to keep the minders on their toes.

Why does the photo with the article look like DiCaprio holding an airplane liquor bottle on the end of a stick?

My boss just gave me a gift card to Whole Foods a day after I stocked up! Ugh, guess I'll have to rent a bike again.

Most wing places have non-wing food; it may be a wrap, it may be a burger, it might just be a plate filled with shortened celery stalks. But there'll be something.

I have an ad which says "Destruction Divorce Abuse" with no other context. They are getting good with the targeted advertising!

What, no Blacula?

Loster

That was surprisingly better than I expected it to be.

A trio of holograms? That's, what, 9D?

I think part of his motivation is that everyone still associates him with the Scary Movie franchise; I still do. Whenever I hear about a new one or see one is coming on I think "oh yeah that crappy Wayans movie."

With the way the search for a director is going, which leads me to believe that the budget is going to be small, it'll end up being some guy from the CW.

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@avclub-b63f73301fe289a7c258eb2e3f4986ce:disqus In their (and my) defense,there was no way at the time to know he was going to just keep doing that for the next 20 years.

His underwear wins best supporting.

He rocked it in Leaving Las Vegas, that was legitimately a great performance.

It means their jaw is shaped like Hal Jordan's.