There are few things I'd rather my children do less than sit around and play video games, even if it means being occasionally culturally insensitive from time to time.

A don doesn't wear shorts.

"You could soon be able to relive Hillary Clinton's defeat every week on TV."

She tried cocaine with Vince Gilligan after he got that job on Pile of Bullets and never looked back.

Now I'm picturing an infant paying his taxes.

I love that that 30 Rock review still ripples out after over half a decade

What about Hillary Clinton?
AWFUL. HATES FREEDOM.

My favorite thing about the "bootstraps" assholes is that the whole concept of the phrase "pick yourself up by your bootstraps" is that you can't do it because it's impossible, not some hurdle to be overcome.

Look, I know how this is going to sound, and I get the sentiment, but I'm pretty tired of these comments every time somebody sees something touching online and feels the need to mention that they cried, but has to jokingly pretend they aren't by hiding behind some euphemism. It contributes to the overall idea that…

Your favorite band sucks.

He also directed Hard Candy. He gets a lifetime pass.

Is there a dumber, more anti-American ideology than conservatism? I genuinely can't think of one.

"Amazon's making tv shows now? Feh! Get on a real network if you want prestige, Tambor!" - you several years ago, presumably

Sounds like he's picked up a few tricks from the incredible pamphlet Acting Without Acting.

Whatever you say Detective Freamon

I liked John Oliver's "Since taking office approximately 410 years ago, President Trump…" line.

[muttering to self]
i still can't believe he's president i still can't believe he's president i still can't believe he's president i still can't believe he's president i still can't believe he's president i still can't believe he's president i still can't believe he's president i still can't believe he's president i…

Man, if Jones manages to go down the way Milo, Tomi, and O'Reilly have, I could almost be convinced that a Trump administration was worth it. (Almost).

HANNITY
THAT SMUG FUCK

Yep. It's very clearly Bush in that top photo. The Patriots, in their rush to defend Trump(?), neglected to include that detail in their confusingly-worded statement about "the last time" not being 2015 at all.