You're right, but that's nothing watching a few YouTube videos on composition can't fix.

I think we're at a point now in filmmaking where nice cinematography just doesn't have the impact it used to. No offense to any cinematographers here, but with all of today's technology being so affordable, from cameras to color grading software to visual effects like set extensions and lens flares, making beautiful…

As a graphics guy, I must say that the fact that they pulled those graphics off with such frequency and quality in the mid 90's was no small feat. Whoever did those transitions worked their ass off on them.

He truly was the loneliest Monk.

I hate that you're right, but you're right. It is indeed pointless.

As always, I encourage the more bored of my fellow AV Clubbers to go to The Blaze comments section, register an account, and troll, troll, troll those conservative, anti-American, myopic piece of shit selfish fucks as much as you can.

There's one near my office that simply says "No Parking." With the quotation marks.

It's a good point, though. The Middle East was paradise until 1776. Good argument.

"Your mom", huh?
You see, bitter fuck, in America, we moved on from those about 20 years ago. You'll have to try harder next time.

The Choco Taco House. It's a podcast where they discuss ice cream favorites from our youth.

They're so dumb they think a calculated 60% or 70% or 80% percent chance of something is the same as 110% percent. These people are fucking morons.

Not to mention, see also: cigarettes. In the first season it's as if almost every cigarette that gets smoked is a fresh cigarette that has just been lit moments before the camera started rolling.

I'd love to know what shithole country you come from.

This really makes me want to watch "The Limo" episode of Seinfeld for some reason. I just hope there are no Nazi references in it.

Yeah, as somebody who actually likes Bill Maher, there is little to no love for him around here, so I have no idea where you get "he gets a pass" from.

Me too. I used to have compassion for them. Not anymore. Fuck them. They don't want health care? They don't want a clean environment? They think coal mining are the jobs of the future? Fuck them. Let them die. Let them rot.

Life's too short to waste your time trying to extend it.

I seem to recall early episodes of Talk Soup/The Soup having a pretty scattered audience of what seemed to be crew members. Eventually they went whole hog and got a full audience.

FTA: At one point, Merkel appears to lean in and ask Trump for a handshake for the cameras; uncharacteristically, Trump fails to move in on her like a bitch, and the two do not shake hands.

We'll be so wrapped up in the warm blanket of 90's nostalgia that they're hoping we won't notice.