Excellent username/article synergy

That's one plus two plus one plus one not one plus one plus two plus one

"Just to remind you, all five of the nominees for Best Picture were box office hits except for one."
"And the award for Best Picture is…It's the bomb!"
[cast and crew of Sawdust and Mildew freaks out]

In fairness, the only time you should really be that stressed out about an awards show is if you're up for one of the awards.

I've been twice, once for a birthday party and once for a company holiday party, and both times I was told that the Castle's greatest trick is the size of the castle itself. It doesn't look like too much on the outside but since it's built on a hill, the inside is massive. Pretty cool place; I saw Larry Wilmore…

What's funny is that even the level of discourse is stronger with liberals than it is conservatives. Better spelling, better grammar, and better points.

Read the comments on the following article if you want to see what it looks like to have a population clamoring for fascism while foaming at the mouth about freedom and truth.

Look, in Trump's defense, Hillary did have a private email server.

It sidesteps any real solutions to America's sick gun problem by focusing on comma-placement and the historical definition of "well-regulated"?

Hopefully all of us can channel our rage towards fucking voting in 2018 and 2020.

After watching Black Mirror, it's taken on a whole new layer for me. Westworld too, but not in a negative way.

I love when visual punchlines are spoiled right at the beginning of articles telling you to watch them

Unfortunately, a large part of what makes a conservative a conservative is their reluctance to expose themselves to other ideas. It practically defines the word.

Incredibly, incredulously the argument apparently is "marijuana leads to opioid addiction which is a huge problem so let's not get them started on opioids by preventing their access to marijuana." The gateway theory basically. Stupidity caramelized into paste.

If I'm not mistaken, In Rainbows only had "room" because it was designed to be folded into OK Computer. You'd play the first song on OK Computer, followed by the first song on In Rainbows, followed by the second song on OK Computer, and alternate until the end.

That song really is great for starting any new activity, isn't it?

I'm a sucker for horns too but still, that kind of arrangement in that kind of song - it's SO unique. I've tried building Spotify or Apple Music playlists off of it and it's never satisfying.

The mills of the gods grind slow, but they grind exceedingly fine.

God that song is so fucking beautiful. I can't think of a single song that remotely sounds anything like it.

I think if you want to find depression in Radiohead, you can find it.