The trick to eating kale salad is to throw it in the garbage on your way to pick up the pizza you should have ordered instead

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Two months ago, I saw a very provocative movie on cable TV. It was called The Net, with that girl from The Bus.

Many conservatives feel the same way about America.

That silent scene in the rain towards the end is just a masterpiece.

I remember when I used to do this shit. I miss being young.

My favorite part of this comment is that we know @ArgyleEuphoria:disqus read it, as evidenced by his responding to other comments below, and couldn't even muster up a rebuttal. So he's just gotta sit there, unable to dispute your point. Well done.

Kyle Mooney was also the best part of the mediocre (but enjoyable nonetheless) Hello Ladies.He usually only had a few lines per episode, but every syllable he uttered was perfect.

Oh I know. D'Souza's fucking insane.

I used to be a big Coldplay fan (and still love their first few albums, even if I don't listen to them much these days), and I was weaning off of them for a while, but it wasn't until I saw the song title Every Teardrop is a Waterfall that it hit me like a ton of bricks: I'm over this, that is a ridiculous title for…

In D'Souza's defense, Obama did have it out for him personally. It's what presidents do, right? Hold insane grudges and air them out publicly?

I wish "Apple TV" were a country.

I know nothing about the show other than adults seem to enjoy it, and it has LGBT characters in it or something. But from the few clips I've been linked to, it looks and feels like it's for six year olds, and even though that may be part of the point, I just can't get past that. As far as I'm concerned, it might as…

Read a book, why don'tcha!

Arizona backwards is still Arizona. It's a palomino.

This was one of those projects where they came up with the title first and then reverse-engineered a show around it, right?

That reminds me to get back to work on my new adaptation, Secret Hitler + Solitaire

Betteridge's Law of Headlines

The director of The Langoliers is in this?

The discount pharmacy?