This one's for you, Connie.

WHAT'S
HAPPENING
TO MY HUNGRY GUYS??!!

The guy at Starbucks has an infinite amount more character though, because he hasn't had to rely on lying to people to make a living.

Indeed. I remember after the Michael Richards incident in 2006, asking myself, "Can I ever watch Seinfeld again without ever thinking about this? How will I ever truly enjoy this show again?"

I hate how similar "Steinfeld" is to "Seinfeld." I can't not think it.

Osborne's short film More is one of the greatest pieces of art ever produced.

And virtual-reality displays show our geneticists the gaps in the DNA sequence.

Stop saying "Jesus wept"!

Worked for me.

Look at it this way: we're loss-leaders. We have to suffer without for a while, but we're trailblazers, paving the way for future/current generations of FB users to cut their cords without as much inner torment as we have.

"You're the worst"

Believe it or not
George isn't at home
Please leave a message at the beep
I must be out
Or I'd pick up the phone
Where could I be?
Believe it or not
I'm not home

I realize that most people's biggest reason for not getting off FB is because everyone else they know is on FB, so that makes it difficult. If you're able to do it, more power to you.

Congratulations. It's a beautiful feeling.

This a thousand times.

wwwwwwwwinamp.

I think it was in Louis CK's latest tour (but I could totally be wrong about it being him), but there was a bit about that sentence, and the joke effectively was "Who is that impressed with a bird or a plane that they would stop to point it out?"

I liked this idea the first time when it was called MTV's 2gether.

Hello.

For a joint statement, it was pretty blunt.