I'm in agreement with Mr. Hamm here, Velocirapstar. You've seen the kinds of things that Blazers say - this is a colossally stupid country.

I was in a band, "Severe Tire Damage."

Haven't listened to WHM in about a year. Do they still sound like morning radio DJs?

That girl's alright.

You know, I'm starting to suspect the unthinkable. Namely, that in spite of all we've experienced, there's a cartoonish, vampiric orgy of personal devices somewhere in the RV sucking away our remaining battery. I only draw limited comfort from the fact that nobody's running to unplug anything. You know what? Say…

"I'll stop calling them Tea Baggers when they stop calling it Obamacare." - Bill Maher

24 people didn't get off his plane LOL

The llamas thing was kinda like Farrah Fawcett's death. A big event on any other day, but very quickly overshadowed by Michael Jackson's dress.

Reality has a well-known labial bias.

Christop-ah!

I can't wait to fax… from the beach!

Double, triple yes on The Fountain.

Free parking + no auctions = games that take forever

That's the film that's interwoven with scenes from a documentary about Randy Quaid's life, right?

"Just a taste, he said."

Fun fact(s): $37.50 was the actual price of the Kramer/Seinfeld Reality Tour that that episode is mocking, and that price hasn't changed nearly 20 years later. Only a Kramer could buck inflation.

Noah also did the classic "film douche" move, which is when somebody mentions the title of a movie, he has to say "[director], [year]" immediately afterwards in order to remind everyone he's a film douche.

So, The Sopranos?

Who directed this, Tommy Wiseau?

Off the top of my head no, but just about any modern action film will, especially teen epics like Hunger Games or comic book movies. Usually accompanied by a fade to black.