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Tonight's the night, Hazel. I do my surprise cameo, it goes viral, I take medicine for it. Next stop, Hollywood… Florida, to get the car from my mom. Next stop, California… Pizza Kitchen to tell my old boss Nadine to suck it. Next stop, Tinseltown… because Christmas decorations are really cheap this time of year.

For what it's worth, I made the video linked in the article above, however the link goes to someone else's Youtube channel who had ripped off my original video and reposted it as their own. I could have it taken down, but the guy technically does give me credit, so I'd sort of feel like an asshole.

Okay we can't both do the zinger.

I've vaguely heard of some laws/regulations/guidelines that state that in certain circumstances you have to show a character's survival at the end of certain kinds of productions, say a commercial. I don't think that extends at all to what SNL does, though. In this scenario it's more likely that Levine/Levine's people…

I know she had sex with Pierce Hawthorne in an airplane bathroom, but that's literally the only thing I know about her.

I got a community notification for this?

If this music video is anything like the "trailers" that AMC has already released so far, I very much look forward to this 10-second song featuring a 5-second title card.

What do you guys do if I may ask?

The Faculty's given me one of my best arguments for why I don't exercise: "I don't think a person should run unless they're being chased."
I'm a fat man.

What about Obese Girl?

Singer's been fantasy-casting young x-men for years.

::pushes up glasses::
Separating the fact that brontosaurus is a rather outdated term (they're now called apatosaurus), there was nothing resembling a brontosaurus in there at all. If you're referring to that beast from the opening shot, I'd say that looks more like a level 4 kaiju than anything else.
::gives self…

Take it back.

To me that seems backwards. One benefit of movies is getting to see the compete arc of a character/story in a few hours, if that. Meanwhile, if you wanted to see how Walter White changes, you'd have to watch 60 or so hours of TV to get the full experience.

You say comedy included, I'd say comedy especially. Television comedy offers a far greater return in terms of a laughs-over-lifetime metric. Film comedies absolutely have their place, but in terms of sheer numbers, the laughs one might get out of a 90 minute comedy could never compare to 90 hours of oh, I don't know.…

Way to Britta Abed

That's Smith. With an "S."

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