Because you can't say "fag" anymore, the new acceptable term for faghag is fruit fly.

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As a mostly-ostracized (hint: I'm fat) member of the gay community, I must give a resounding "meh". What's the over-under on how many fat guys will be cast on the show? One? Zero?

Whatever happened to NBC's plan to make it 1997 again by science or magic?

Translation by Sarah Vowell!

I can't wait until season 4 when Gus forces Jesse to go to New Mexico.

So it is a choice!

I had no idea that place existed; thanks for calling it to my attention. Nothing simultaneously cooler and creepier than an abandoned amusement park. It's the only reason I want to visit Prypiat.

Unadapted, how about misadapted? Wouldn't The Running Man, properly adapted, make a pretty sweet TV series or mini-series? Or The Long Walk? Or Rage? Okay, maybe not Rage.

In my defense, it was a terrible joke.

I remember that study too, and my reaction was, in a nutshell, "No fucking shit." Of course people enjoy something more when they know what's going to happen. Why? Because people generally are lazy and hate to think. Knowing what's going to happen in advance frees them from having to pay attention to detail. The story…

THANKS OBAMA

I would greatly enjoy hearing you elaborate on that statement, as long as it's not something lame and knee-jerky like "he exploits celebrities," which he doesn't do, because the celebrities come to him, and - this part is the most important - they actually receive treatment for what they go through, both during and…

Yes, let's all Like the comment wishing death upon Adam Carolla because he may have said a few things you didn't like a few times. Stay classy, guys.

"You get up on your little 21-inch screen, and howl about America and democracy. There is no America. There is no democracy. There is only IBM, and ITT, and AT&T, and Dupont, Dow, Union Carbide, and Exxon. These are the nations of the world today. What do you think the Russians talk about in their councils of state,…

This is a great and funny show, but is anyone else's head spinning by the sheer number of puns that get used? This episode in particular, holy shit, there must have been two puns per minute easily. I'd start a list but I'm at work now, procrasturbating.

Sincerely, I thank you for teaching me the word "bathetic." This is why I love the AV Club!

I remember liking it quite a bit (the original is one of my favorite movies of the 90s), and the second one got me interested in filmmaking in the most indirect way possible. So I guess I like it too. I still hate myself, but for other reasons.

It's from the opening scene of Scream 2… and I hate myself for knowing that.

Frank Costanza would like a word with the both of you.