paternally: It was ten years ago; everyone missed something that day!

That's funnier than her intentionally killing live doves just to make a point? Definitely reaching.

That's funnier than her intentionally killing live doves just to make a point? Definitely reaching.

There was a great opportunity there to have the old men from "Tank It" still on the television in the background when she said that line, but meh. I'm not a writer.

There was a great opportunity there to have the old men from "Tank It" still on the television in the background when she said that line, but meh. I'm not a writer.

Also let's not forget that 3 of the 4 main characters each had their own cars. For people living in uptown Manhattan, that is mighty rare. I understood why it was done (far easier to shoot two people on a date in a car than walking down the street), but as a New Yorker and mega Seinfeld fan, that part of the show…

Also let's not forget that 3 of the 4 main characters each had their own cars. For people living in uptown Manhattan, that is mighty rare. I understood why it was done (far easier to shoot two people on a date in a car than walking down the street), but as a New Yorker and mega Seinfeld fan, that part of the show…

Sometime in 2006, do you remember when I called into Loveline when C&C were the guest, and I admitted to being a pothead that did the visual effects on two of their music videos, and then that night the users on the C&C message boards were complaining that I'm the reason their videos sucked? Well, I don't remember at…

Sometime in 2006, do you remember when I called into Loveline when C&C were the guest, and I admitted to being a pothead that did the visual effects on two of their music videos, and then that night the users on the C&C message boards were complaining that I'm the reason their videos sucked? Well, I don't remember at…

"We're done… when I say we're done." - Vince Gilligan

"We're done… when I say we're done." - Vince Gilligan

When the article was prefaced with "hints" about the premiere, I didn't think we'd get a name like Mike. Now that we have that information, we know he's alive, not dead, and that he shows up at some point in Sunday's episode. A very minor spoiler, sure, but a spoiler nonetheless.

When the article was prefaced with "hints" about the premiere, I didn't think we'd get a name like Mike. Now that we have that information, we know he's alive, not dead, and that he shows up at some point in Sunday's episode. A very minor spoiler, sure, but a spoiler nonetheless.

Yeah! Stupid Seinfeld.

Yeah! Stupid Seinfeld.

Your last paragraph sounds exactly like you're still talking about Seinfeld, a show which sadly never gave us quotes as illuminating as "tight butthole." It's fine to disagree with these reviews or the way they're written, but please don't drag my beloved Seinfeld into this any more than it already has.
Seinfeld!

Your last paragraph sounds exactly like you're still talking about Seinfeld, a show which sadly never gave us quotes as illuminating as "tight butthole." It's fine to disagree with these reviews or the way they're written, but please don't drag my beloved Seinfeld into this any more than it already has.
Seinfeld!

It's like Skip Church's, or Miss Temple's.

It's like Skip Church's, or Miss Temple's.

And let's not forget Curb Your Enthusiasm's!