He is Teflon Don. If I had drunkenly puked at a funeral, I wouldn't show my face for years. But he is unaffected.

No, according to the Hipster Hive Mind, we hate Anne Hathaway but are neutral as regards Natalie Portman.

You have not adequately supported me on this mission, and it has failed.

I know right. I eventually discovered that the best way to win is to make the other sides planets revolt, while using your lead heroes to kill or capture their characters one by one. It leads to curbstomps every time.

Oh God. Nothing like Princess Leia in a slave outfit fist fighting with Darth Vader.

The Force Unleashed games were basically made for repressed storm trooper hating sadists.

But the weird relationship you have with Kreia is cool. It is kind of like how James Bond will have dinner with Goldfinger for no real reason.

The Zahn novels blew. Why are they held up in such esteem? Mara fuckin' Jade? Luuuuuuuke Skywalker?

Everything you said is wrong.

Jedi Outcast is junk compared to its predecessor. You haven't experienced the thespian arts until you have seen those cutscenes.

Super Empire Strikes Back could make the Dalai Lama whip a battery at someone.

And, shit, Knights of the Old Republic and Dark Forces 2 are both unimpeachable in their awesomeness.

Star Wars: Rebellion consumed about 90 percent of my teenage years. Most underrated of the Star Wars games.

Jesus prayed in the Garden, asking if there was any way the cup could pass from him.

Or have them make a movie together.

But you are a Republican so it is.

If there is one thing we need, it is more deconstruction of superheroes.

The saving grace of this season is that Britta has become much more likeable and human. I get the feeling that Harmon was taking out his weird resentment against the girl that Britta is meant to be a stand in for via the writing.
Not a very good episode at all, really, but I heart Britta.

Yeah. Yeah.

Why must every boy band name sound like a Fascist movement?