Easier said than done.

All that and he gets to be reincarnated too?

All that and he gets to be reincarnated too?

Update your hipster brain chip. You are now out of sync with the collective.

Update your hipster brain chip. You are now out of sync with the collective.

"It must be weird not having people hug you anymore."

"It must be weird not having people hug you anymore."

The modern American army is a mercenary corps, paid and maintained so as to serve the interests of the American empire.

The modern American army is a mercenary corps, paid and maintained so as to serve the interests of the American empire.

Can we bring back fascism as retro-kitsch, or did the S&M scene already do that?

Can we bring back fascism as retro-kitsch, or did the S&M scene already do that?

To quote Tracy Morgan "She was hot in an early nineties kind of way."

To quote Tracy Morgan "She was hot in an early nineties kind of way."

John Galt had a great rack.

John Galt had a great rack.

He is off somewhere being unbelievably rich, good looking, and hung, doing lines of cocaine and laughing at people who have to work for a living.

He is off somewhere being unbelievably rich, good looking, and hung, doing lines of cocaine and laughing at people who have to work for a living.

Basically, yes.

Basically, yes.

Why isn't Neil Patrick Harris running for president? He could use some time out of the spotlight, couldn't he?