Why isn't Neil Patrick Harris running for president? He could use some time out of the spotlight, couldn't he?

Wait, the ACA matters?

Wait, the ACA matters?

Even people who are in the military ironicize the ridiculous pseudo-fascist cult by now.

Even people who are in the military ironicize the ridiculous pseudo-fascist cult by now.

Exactly what a hipster would say.

Exactly what a hipster would say.

The sequel is called "America Circa 2012".

The sequel is called "America Circa 2012".

Republicans are inured to eco-messaging in movies. They will, without a doubt, ignore the "ecotard" propaganda from the "liberal elites" and enjoy the violence and special effects.

Republicans are inured to eco-messaging in movies. They will, without a doubt, ignore the "ecotard" propaganda from the "liberal elites" and enjoy the violence and special effects.

I'm looking forward to three more easy chances at hipster cred by hating these movies.

I'm looking forward to three more easy chances at hipster cred by hating these movies.

"and the friggin Star Child, ARE YOU KIDDING ME?"

"and the friggin Star Child, ARE YOU KIDDING ME?"

1. The game itself already tied up all the non-reaper loose ends.

1. The game itself already tied up all the non-reaper loose ends.

The original was the only good one.

The original was the only good one.

Ummm…no it is fucking not.