Well played.

For a supergenius, Elon Musk is dumb as shit.

Yeah, I agree with that. Those thinkpieces are hot garbage and it definitely is an oversimplification of a very complex issue.

I have him listed in as what I am the son and the heir of.

I think the irritating thing about that line is more of the idea of sexuality as an identifier of hipness. Sort of commodifying something that's innate in people.

Can we stop with the whole making-fun-of-the-idea-that-economic-anxiety-is-real thing? I hate Trump, but I can see why somebody living in a screaming hellhole of poverty and opiate addiction might go for the "make America great again" candidate over the "America is already great" candidate. The economy is shit for a…

Here comes the entire AV Club commentariat telling you to ditch him.

To be fair, Trump supporters have basically been shitting in empathy's mouth for a year and a half.

Trick question. Trump supporters cannot fuck.

I like Moby's music a lot, but Jesus Christ, dude.

I feel bad for them that you guys put this as the headline.

Well, he hasn't done it yet, has he?

look, you know what he was doing, and you're pretending you don't so you can seem like the reasonable one when people call you out on it, so maybe this debate should just stop here

what else do you call someone who called out and mocked a trans student in his audience, humiliating her to the point where she dropped out of college?

roll in your own shit and repeat "am I triggering you? are you triggered? please tell me I'm triggering you. you're just a little triggered, right?" and the money will roll right in

lol are you shitting me? every time he opens his oafish mouth something awful comes out

No, this doesn't fucking work. Kick his ass. Don't let him talk. He was going to name undocumented students at that speech of his that got disrupted.

that's an extremely bad take

That's harsh. He's funny and sometimes he takes on stories that nobody is talking about (for a while his show was appointment viewing for me just because he would pick really interesting topics). But obviously he's not going to have any effect whatsoever on Trump, and I don't want him to act like he will.

I like John Oliver, but he knows this won't work, right?