There are many valid criticisms about this article, but I think you're just being kind of a dick.

Fuck Gawker and fuck Jezebel. Gossip rags run by sociopaths pretending to be activists. Fuck Peter Thiel, too, though.

Yeah, that's the one thing that makes me prefer Pence. Nobody really likes him. He'd lose re-election for sure.

Yeah. Heavy shit.

I liked O'Neal's bit about Bowie, but yeah, a lot of this list is… misguided.

Thom Yorke's partner of 20 years has died of cancer.

There are hundreds of hours of unused Apprentice footage out there, including a rumored clip where he drops the n-bomb. Wonder if that'll start coming out over the next few years.

The Lena Dunham/Beyonce/Amy Schumer bits would fall into that, sure, but I kinda think Trump's election (and the death of numerous great artists) is a let down for everybody, whether they realize it yet or not.

My name's Lena Dunham and I'm here to say
I'm often problematic in a major way!

Fucking awful. I was not a popular kid in elementary school, and deeply resented how the teachers would pretend to care about stopping bullying but almost always go with the "you're both wrong" thing if I ever tried to defend myself. Haven't run into it in college, but it still makes me angry thinking about it.

Thanks. I'm awful about indecision too, constantly terrified to take risks.

Just like you? Did they punish you for being attacked?

Jesus, that's fucked up. Did he ever have to deal with any consequences for it?

I would watch a dark comedy about some unsuspecting suitor trying to date Ivanka while she engages in elaborate hijinks to ward off her increasingly handsy father.

Rogue One kicked major ass.

And hot political takes like "Meet The Dapper White Nationalist Riding the Trump Wave."

I mean, until 2016 most of his controversies had me rooting for him. Then he started doing pretty indefensible things like attacking Wiz Khalifa's family on twitter and defending Bill Cosby. I thought things were getting a bit better when it turned out that he actually had asked Taylor Swift for permission to use the…

"2016 seemed to be the year where I lost myself"

Fell into the deepest depression of my life and (from June to November) spent every waking hour drunk or high. Grades plummeted. Somehow I didn't fail any of my classes, but I'm dreading the coming semester. I have no idea how I'm going to climb out of this pit.

Oh, I'm laughing at me too. Bitter, bitter laughter.