You stick to your trade, he'll stick to his.

I mentioned it down the comments, but Esther's hat was rockin'.

I mentioned it down the comments, but Esther's hat was rockin'.

Goddamn Esther, somehow you manage to be so official in that cute hat of yours. 

Goddamn Esther, somehow you manage to be so official in that cute hat of yours. 

"Remus is regretting his choice of Premium Floor Wax"

"Remus is regretting his choice of Premium Floor Wax"

Melbourne's proudest daughter has truly aged like wine.  Now if I could only get her in my cellar.

Melbourne's proudest daughter has truly aged like wine.  Now if I could only get her in my cellar.

(Christopher Lee appears in a shower of fire, white beard to his knees, sonorous voice shattering the heavens:)

(Christopher Lee appears in a shower of fire, white beard to his knees, sonorous voice shattering the heavens:)

There's something to be said for akvavit, too.  Usually it's "whoops I must have grabbed the paint stripper by mistake". 

There's something to be said for akvavit, too.  Usually it's "whoops I must have grabbed the paint stripper by mistake". 

How about Peg - the Usain Bolt of guilt trips - getting out-guilted by O'Shea?  All in the name of contraception, too.

How about Peg - the Usain Bolt of guilt trips - getting out-guilted by O'Shea?  All in the name of contraception, too.

I thought she was going to run a historical parallel with Dottie King, given the similarity in timeline, names and lifestyles (http://ephemeralnewyork.wor….  But no soft chloroform for Billie.

I thought she was going to run a historical parallel with Dottie King, given the similarity in timeline, names and lifestyles (http://ephemeralnewyork.wor….  But no soft chloroform for Billie.

Tonight on the Gleesome Threesome - the Charleston, yay or nay?

Tonight on the Gleesome Threesome - the Charleston, yay or nay?

I want to impress upon you the iron law that puns get me steamed up.