Why does everything turn out crappy?

I would love to see Michael Pitt as Ramsay.  He's got the same cold eyes, cruel lips and sharp cheekbones, not to mention the knack of playing a troubled man.

I would love to see Michael Pitt as Ramsay.  He's got the same cold eyes, cruel lips and sharp cheekbones, not to mention the knack of playing a troubled man.

He can have it if he promises to never use the Wilhelm Scream again.

He can have it if he promises to never use the Wilhelm Scream again.

Serves the treacherous wench right!

Serves the treacherous wench right!

They he can whoop "This town needs an enema!" while jigging around King's Landing.

They he can whoop "This town needs an enema!" while jigging around King's Landing.

Words hurt too, Khal.

Words hurt too, Khal.

It's a metaphor for 70's British hair metal, a horde of long-haired, ice-eyed badarses descend from the North to bring some fuckin' noise to those soft Suffanahs.

It's a metaphor for 70's British hair metal, a horde of long-haired, ice-eyed badarses descend from the North to bring some fuckin' noise to those soft Suffanahs.

Bring your daughter to the slaughter!

Bring your daughter to the slaughter!

Well Baldy thought he had it won
Steal the dragons, begin the fun
Lips of blue and shaven pate
Walk around the walls cause there's no gate.
But it's not alright, it's not OK
Cause Dany had another way
Now he has to understand
The dragon's whack effect on man
Don't matter if you're a warlock with the Skeksis face
You're burning…

Well Baldy thought he had it won
Steal the dragons, begin the fun
Lips of blue and shaven pate
Walk around the walls cause there's no gate.
But it's not alright, it's not OK
Cause Dany had another way
Now he has to understand
The dragon's whack effect on man
Don't matter if you're a warlock with the Skeksis face
You're burning…

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They're the new Baldwins, by way of Melbourne..