IT WAS EARTH!

Emma Frost
Damn, but I hate what they've done with Em in this movie. She deserves a whole film herself; instead she gets mucked around in this lot of crap. Plus, she bears little resemblance - either physically, or in character - to the comic version.

Oh…my…god - thank you so much for that link, Senor Phipps.

And the funniest part is, it's all technically canon
Oh yeah. Debut appearance of Boba Fett!

My favourite bit? The wookie porn helmet.

"Vaudeville's dead, and TV's the box they're gonna bury it in".

Somewhere an old man in a battered plastic helmet gently runs his fingers over the tv screen…."yeah man, it was '77, and me and Bea, we were ready to take on the world"….

That's a great write-up, but there's an even better one here:

We'll always have
her performance in the Star Wars Christmas Special.

Damnit, I wanna see the OTHER two trailers movieified myself - "Don't!" and "Werewolf Women of the SS". That's my kind of explotation cinema.

Well they're two very different battles so you get you very different movies. I prefer Bridge, because it's really frigging violent, and has a cigar-and-scenery chewing competition between Gene Hackman and Elliot Gould. It's more of a modern war movie than Day, which is more of a history lesson. The storyline with…

Go away, I got a ton of Kurols.

Only the last ten 10? Keep going.

I need my Friday Buzzkills. Catharsis; seriously. Life is shit, I'm a sadist, it just all works out.

Stick the 7-inch in the computer
Anyone for Batdance? C'mon, it was great.

The ending sequence, where Prince wins his redemption with the title song, is frigging epic. I love how the staunch club-owner dude is able to convey how moved he is without twitching a muscle.

If thy right hand offends against thee, strike it off. Especially if it serveth Satan (i.e. Bay).

He doesn't get angry. He gets stabby.

Patty and Selma deserve a place on the lengthly list of shitty Simpsons babysitters. How you doin' over there, Maggie?

Rachel Nichols in the Amityville remake
She is awful - AWFULLY HOT!. Seriously, her character even admits she's crap. She's the single redeeming feature of that terrible movie.