I got nothing, really. Just wanted to praise the F and join this week's most popular article.

If you think there is some similarity between the dramatic performances of a stoner and a cannibal, I do not want to cast your movies.

God I loved that final line. You go through this whole depressing mediation on sex and death, only to have it snap shut with the Anglo-Saxon verb as a total affirmation of life.

True fans of Nicole's posterior would rate its performance in "Dead Calm" above this rather grim showing.

Worst Pretending To Be Stoned Scene, Evar
This movie haz it. Seriously, I doubt Nicole's ever touched the stuff.

It's not lame Jasper; better than that T.S. Eliot guy writing the Wasteland one word at a time across the comments, anyway.

I smoke lizards and worship hash. Works for me.

Both are ultimately futile wastes of energy.

Your avatar and that comment make my irony bone hurt.

I'm sure it's just a one-off thing dude. Some great laffs there. And that was the couch gag to end all couch gags.

I prefered the book. Mann with great with hot chicks.

"…the most recidivist of Marvel zombies."

I love it how one man's madness can go viral and be pumping on my ipod in almost the time it takes to type it.

It's the whole sidekick thing. The bird wanted a bigger trailer.

Because you obviously have not spent enough time watching crap TV.

We are the jockeys, the jockeys are we.
We live underground in a fibreglass tree.

"…a Black Freighter-like raft of '80s retreads headed your way…"

I grew up with Mel Lynskey, and knew her when HC was made. It's always been really weird turning on the telly to find Charlie Sheen trading dull one-liners with a girl I used to get drunk with.

Alias is great; Purple Man FTW.

And the mother fuckin' Skrulls paid for that, big time. But is it too late for Luke's soul? Tune in next week!