"My memory is a little hazy, but I'm pretty certain I…seduced…a prepubescent J.B." —Nathan Rabin

and I don't know how I double posted. I definitely only pressed that shit once.

Baby beautiful
An album that combines MC Paul Barman, DOOM, ?uestlove, Del the Funky Homosapien and Michel Gondry? That sounds like a wonderful dream I'd have after smoking too much weed.

Baby beautiful
An album that combines MC Paul Barman, DOOM, ?uestlove, Del the Funky Homosapien and Michel Gondry? That sounds like a wonderful dream I'd have after smoking too much weed.

It's a testament to how young I was when I saw Michael that I remember it being poignant and sad. I think I was like 6 or something.

Lisa Kudrow?

Hahahaha Powder.

Fuck, I loved my brown-haired, green-eyed American Girl doll! It was definitely not the worst thing ever to happen to humanity. It was just more ME than my other doll, the Swedish pioneer Kirsten.

"Apatow gang"? Didn't Charlyne Yi have like one line in Knocked Up? So basically, Apatow coughs in the girl's general direction and she gets a movie. Meanwhile, where's Martin Starr? Dude is hilarious.

This
"It doesn't take too long to put the boys together. Kevin, you basically just put the clothes on him!"

"Eden Wood"? That's almost as bad as my full name, Adolph Oliver Bush.

I read that shit when I was twelve. It's not really too hard to understand.

This is just
an egregious Hollywood regurgitation of the beloved Anne Frank edu-manga.