That house has a lot of…texture.

The film Scouts Guide to the Zombie Apocalypse has the same terms as Paranormal, from what I understand. I work for an indie theatre in a city that only has one chain (Marcus Theatres), and we are screening both Paranormal and Zombie. Marcus refused to show both.

As a lover of Wonder Showzen, I often catch myself telling people that "you're never too young for a Vietnam flashback". And everyone at my workplace is familiar with the film Drop Dead Gorgeous, which features our most quotable lines like "I love St Paul Pork Products so much, I work here now!" and "A swan ate my…

For a very long time, I was convinced I was the only person who remembered this show, because whenever I brought it up, I got blank looks. It was on TGIF with Sabrina, Boy Meets World, and a genie-based mess (You Wish maybe?), and for no reason ABC did a whole-night crossover where Salem the cat pulled everyone into…